Episode 2- Transcribed

Steve (as Introducer): This is Quid Pro Roll, a fantasy live-play adventure, where a party of unlikely heroes embark on a quest to bring dragons back to their world.

[Jaunty, happy music in the background; the Quid Pro Roll theme song]

Chapman: I look over at Solanar.

Josh: Solanar is going to retrieve a healing potion from the cart, because it looks like the Boat needs it. And he's going to do so quickly since he's not sure if the Boat is making death saving throws.

[Group laughter]

Chapman: That-That was nonlethal damage. I should have clarified.

Josh: Okay. Well, that's good to know.

Alex: Yeah, i-in the future when you don't want to kill someone, let me know.

[Josh laughs]

Alex (as DM): So you are able to go and gently pour the draught in- tenderly, into the mouth of the Boat.

[Die rolling in the background, Alex starts laughing]

Brandon: You just- you start massaging [indistinguishable over group laughter] to get down.

Alex: Kinda like, k-kinda like when you're, like, forcing a dog to swallow pills, when you just kinda hold their mouth shut and just, like, rub their neck.

Josh (as Solanar): There, there, Boat. There, there.

Brandon (as Boat): [makes throaty, gurgling sounds]

Josh (as Solanar): There, there. It's all going to be okay. Solanar's here for you.

Alex (as DM): Johannes feels victory soak into his bones. Eek is breathing heavy sighs of relief.

Alain: Johannes- Johannes is just standing in front of the people and he says,um,

Alain (as Johannes): T-Town of Oatmeal!

Alex (as DM): No- okay....

Alain (as Johannes): We were sent here on a mission by the goddess Sune. The mission is, I think successful, now.

Alain: He looks back at Eek who is pinning the Boat